Chris Matthews -- Prime Time Punk

I watched as much of Chris Matthews interviewing Condeleeza Rice as I could stand last night ...

Hey Chris -- change the name of the show from HARDBALL to WHIFFLE BALL. (Or mo' bettah, like a bit of complex fungus known as a "Whiffle Ball Stinkhorn" pretty, but nothin' there.)

Larry King could take lessons from you on how to do that old forelock-tugging "yassuh, boss, mind if I smooch yore ass a bit, boss?" shuffle..