Philly Priests Cleared in Sex Abuse Case

Oh what ANOTHER fucking amazing surprise (see below).

I grew up in Philly learning to make my flat feet run as fast as I could, chased by Sacred Heart Altar Boys yelling "Get the JEW! Fadda O'Ryan sez you killed Christ! Get him!"

So I respectfully suggest, in lieu of an ability to press charges because of statute of limitations, we hang all the priests and burn all the churches to the ground.

(ALL priests -- as in ALL Jews. What? Some of them are innocent of that crime? Oh me oh my, that's too bad. Do as you would have done to you, Fadda O'Ryan, et al. Your raging little sociopaths were my first experience of the community acting on a faith-based initiative.)


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