The Harry da Reid Code - David Brooks becomes a feces-flinging chimp

Dear David -- don't try to be funny -- it's embarrassing -- stick to being a sub-rosa Republican propagandist. You're not very good at that either, but at least it's not totally embarrassing.

"Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of envelopes. It's been four weeks since he launched his personal investigation into the Republican plot to manipulate intelligence to trick the American people into believing Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction."

Reid had heard of the secret G.O.P. cabal bent on global empire, but he had no idea that he would find a conspiracy so immense.

Reid now knows that as far back as 1998, Karl Rove was beaming microwaves into Bill Clinton's fillings to get him to exaggerate the intelligence on Iraq. In that year, Clinton argued, "Iraq still has stockpiles of chemical and biological munitions ... and the capacity to restart quickly its production program and build many, many more weapons."

These comments were part of the Republican plot to manipulate intelligence on Iraq."

---David -- little David -- do you actually NOT know there's a difference between alerting people to keep watching and invading a country causing tens of thousands of deaths, dismemberments and suffering?

Reid now knows that in the late 1990's, Dick Cheney and other Republican officials used fluoridated water in the State Department and other government agencies to brainwash Clinton administration officials into exaggerating the threat posed by Saddam Hussein...

Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of envelopes. It has been four weeks since he began investigating this conspiracy and three weeks since he sealed his windows with aluminum foil to ward off the Illuminati...

Reid realizes there is only one solution: "Must call a secret session of the Senate. Must expose global conspiracy to sap vital juices! Must expose Republican plot to manipulate intelligence!"

Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m.

---David -- the chimps that fling shit at anything they don't recognize or understand ALSO think they're funny. But even THEY know the difference between a threat and a killing attack. And you seem to know a whole lot about the dark alleys of paranoid mind-labyrinths.

Why this oblique way of showing us that you've replaced Judy Miller as the official New York Times fuck-pig delegate to "Spew it out your mouth after you take it up the ass from Dick Cheney and Karl Rove?"

I'm not calling you a whore, David -- whores are not selling anything that doesn't belong to them.

You're not nearly that ethical.

Turning tricks to keep your job may be ok, but
going down with Dick or Karl is PEVERTED.

And standing up for the Frist-fuck .. well, I guess you'd have to stand up after that.

Are all you Bush-apologists suffering mental breakdown now that the absolute unquestioned rule is showing cracks?

You've really gone off the rails.

Those gentlemen you see, coming to take you away, the ones wearing White Suits -- NOT the Good Humor Men.

Not employable by reason of mental defect.


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