On the request line:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron?
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A baby Harp Seal crawls into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll you have?”
The baby Harp Seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"


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