There'll always be a cruel, moronic, offensive, insane asshole pretending to be Christian

Of course there are people who couldn't accept the concept of natural events, so:

Salon.com passes these along ...

Columbia Christians for Life tells us as if it were Q.E.D, that the a satellite image of Hurricane Katrina as it hit the Gulf Coast Monday looked just like a six-week-old fetus.

"The image of the hurricane ... with its eye already ashore at 12:32 p.m. Monday, August 29, looks like a fetus (unborn human baby) facing to the left (west) in the womb, in the early weeks of gestation (approx. 6 weeks)," the e-mail message says. "Even the orange color of the image is reminiscent of a commonly used pro-life picture of early prenatal development."

"Louisiana has 10 child-murder-by-abortion centers," the groups says, and "five are in New Orleans."

Why would God single out Louisiana? Other states have many more abortion clinics, and Louisiana and the other states hit hardest by Katrina all voted for the pro-life president of the United States. It didn't add up for us at first, but the Columbia Christians for Life have an answer for everything. God has already punished California with earthquakes, forest fires and mudslides; New York with 9/11; and Florida with Hurricanes Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne and the early version of Katrina.

HUH? ----ahhh, no. Doesn't cut it. And apparently the CCF reconsidered, figured out it wasn't enough, so today, Salon.com reports once again:

"... We've just received another e-mail from the group, and now it seems to be saying that God sent Katrina after Louisiana to prevent Southern Decadence, an annual gay-themed bash that was scheduled for Labor Day weekend in New Orleans.

The Columbia Christians for Life forwarded to us a press release from a Philadelphia-based outfit called Repent America. In it, Repent America director Michael Marcavage explains: "Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city. From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same."

Ain't them so-called Christians compassionate? Like Their Man said, "Spit in their faces, father, kill them and torture them and drown them for they know not what they do." Didn't He?