Dear George -- image how things would be if you hadn't gotten bored trying to bring Osama Ben Ladn to justice.

Why, people might even think you're NOT just some bible-thumping incompetent putz.

People might even think the United States of America stood for something other than acting like a pompous hypocritical bullying bullshit.

You see, the world doesn't really separate the hypocritical bullying bullshitter (YOU) from actual Americans (if you can read, then read the constitution to find out what American means. Hell, you and Harriet can read it to each other -- it'll be a new experience for both of you.)

Meanwhile -- Osama ben Ladn is laughing at you, Monkey Boy, because he knows you're just a drunken popcorn fart.