Hillary's new middle-of-the-night commecial

Just saw the new Hillary Clinton commercial on CNN about how, when the red phone rings at 3:00 AM, you want someone who knows all the world leaders and etc to handle it.
Apparently taking the lead from LBJ's Little Girl-Daisy-picking-Atom Bomb commerical in 1964, and aside from the fact that pretty much all of the world leaders she knew when she was 1st Doxy are no longer in office, a more honest commercial would go like this:


Dark room ...
C.U. on Red Phone Ringing
Low Light shot of a couple in bed, asleep.
The Woman wakes up and pokes the man:
"Bill -- get up, go get the phone, it might be something important."
V.O. "When the phone rings in the middle of the night, don't you want someone there who used to hear it ring? This time around, she might even answer it."
"She may have been the last one to know when Bill was getting blown by bimbos, but she knows when the phone is ringing, and this time around, she'll actually answer it."

And she answers Senator Obama's complaint about fear-mongering by saying "My opponent thinks talking about national security is fear-mongering."
Wow -- anyone THAT far removed from reality needs a rest cure, not an oval office.


"The biggest business in America is not steel, automobiles, or television. It is the
manufacture, refinement and distribution of anxiety ... Logically extended, this
process can only terminate in a mass nervous breakdown
or in a collective condition of resentment..."
Eric Severeid (Quoted in Organ Magazine, 1971)


"How is the world ruled and how do wars start?
Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read."
Karl Kraus 1874 - 1936



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