Republicans -- crying like a bunch of pissy little 9 year-olds who didn't get picked when the big boys were choosing up sides

UNFAIR!!!

What a bunch of babies.

On trying to stop the free falling economy Monkey Boy and his Republican ass-kissers left for us:

"Oh no -- we WANT the bill to be successful, even though we ALL voted against it."

Right.

On the question of whether or not to investigate war crimes committed by the Bush people, it's

"Wasting time and money on a WITCH HUNT."

However, when they spent 2 years and many millions of dollars finding out if the democratic president got a blow job:

"HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS!!!"

And when they decide UNANIMOUSLY to vote against the bill, oh, then they're screaming:

"THIS ISN'T BIPARTISAN SUPPORT!!!"


They strut and swagger around when they have the majority, telling everyone what macho macho men they are -- but when they have to act like actual citizens, they become a bunch of pissy little babies who wet their pants and blame the Democrats --"It's THEIR FAULT because they scared me!!"

They seem to have brain damage.

But ALL of them?

Is that possible?