"Ever wonder what that movie Carrie would have been like if it had been cast with chickens instead of people and also possibly entirely reconceived as a porno?

No? Well, does it help to know that now you'll never have to? No? Sorry." This small portion of The Tour at the bottom of the page at http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html was sent to me courtesy of Dick Lupoff who got it from his friend Robert Lichtman and damn, if it isn't just what I needed after a day of thinking about The Bush-League. Enjoy.