Dear Mssrs Falwell, Robertson, Swaggart, Bakker, Wildmon, O'Reilly, Coulter, et al -- regarding our Founding Fathers' religious beliefs:

Get it?

A nation -- not a Christian nation.

Not a nation LIMITED to only one kind of fantasy.

A nation EXPANDED to INCLUDE ALL forms of insanity.

So get back in your boxes, you foam-flecked, hypocritical, cross-waving vampires.

We do not need your brands of hatred, intolerance and ignorance masquerading as Christianity.

Try converting the Taliban -- they think the way you do.