Who sez zombies aren't real? Ever looked at the these guys?

Sometimes confused with vampires, which are ALSO dead creatures that prey on humans,and who ALSO need daywalkers to do their masters' bidding (see below), but the identifier is that zombies eat brains (while vampires suck blood) and the tipoff to the difference is that zombies' factota usually behaveas if 2 or 3 good sized bites have been taken from the frontal lobes.





So they need someone who can pass for human...



"Oh my, " said the scarecrow, "If I only had a (complete) brain...
I'd go see the wizard of Beki-beki-beki-stan."