Rick Santorum is worried about emotional stuff if women are in combat...

To be fair, he wasn't saying or even implying that "Women are too emotional."

He was talking about men's emotions leading to sexual assault -- rape.

He even mentioned that some of them thar bad things are already happening.

It was just his inability to talk about things involving sex that made it so murky.

BUT -- a solution is at hand!

Allow women to serve in combat, but only in all-gay battalions.

(All-male ones, of course. That way, sexually, the women will be safer from male soldiers than if they're serving on a base back home.)

Of course, Santorum will have to do something about the all-gay platoons.

He knows what can happen (so he says) --
Gotta protect the puppy dogs or the SPCA will be on his case.