Catch Osama, Not Fish

That's Mark Kleiman's adaption to Rahm Emanuel's press comment:

“Five years after President Bush said he would find Osama bin Laden, we’re all glad to hear that all he’s caught is an apparently harmless fish,” said Congressman Rahm Emanuel, Chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.

Mr. Kleiman thinks it would make a dandy bumper sticker.

Or, for the longer version, how about my suggestion:

"If you give a man a fish,
he can eat for a day,
but if you catch Osama bin Laden,
he can sleep every night."


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