How long until Sandusky, Ohio decides to change its name?
What with mass- and serial- kiddie rapist Jerry Sandusky having already made Penn State a distasteful laughing-stock... Maybe something more locally appropriate to Ohio (and not associated with quite so nasty a monster:
* Dahmer, Ohio?
** Charlie Manson, Ohio?
*** Freddy Krueger, Ohio?
Upper Sandusky -- around 50 miles south, might have it easier. Simple to change their name to
"Up Yours, Sandusky Ohio"
thereby distancing themselves from the baby-raping thug as well as flipping the bird at their more famous (and waterfront property located) name-similar.
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*Ohioan Jeffrey Dahmer -- born in Milwaukee, but went to Ohio State and enjoyed the area so much he decided to stay and eat some local delicacies.-- this info provided by native Ohoian Ted Kane (not a cannibal).
**Mr. Manson was a Native Ohioan, born in Cincinnati in 1934.
***Mr Krueger's Nightmare on Main Street is in Springfield, Ohio.