Regarding the vote in Texas

All those tight ass cowboys slapping leather, drinking in the Ice Houses and going out back together and pissing against the wall.

Whipping ‘em out and showing each other their dicks and saying things like "Meet Jumbo" (LBJ's line).

Hell -- This wasn't a referendum on THEM, those gay fella’s getting married.

This was a referendum on whether or not to allow THEMSELVES a gigantic moment of self-awareness.