So I guess the question is this:

Why is John McCain so much more interested in the way military personnel use their genitals than the way they use their weapons?

What is it about Private Johnson's Johnson that is so fantastic that it can threaten the stability of our entire military system.

I know there are myriad tales about Vietnam era P.O.W. internment sex , but I don't think anyone has ever asked the cranky old fart from Arizona directly if he ever got any on the down low.


Still, once I again I need to mention the fact that Barry Goldwater DESPISED McCain. Thought he was a despicable hypocrite.