The Republican Party as a unfunny version of Groucho Marx

Already getting it together to throw down on whoever President Obama nominates to replace Justice Stevens, and railing against pretty much everything else that the party the people the voters of America put in office, memories came up -- among them, there was Groucho, singing


Only it was funny when Groucho did it --
but it's just vicious and pathetic when the GOP does it.



Chevron's New TV Commercial -- the NEW Creepy

"...we don't work here -- we live here... 
we're not just in the energy business -- 
we're in the HUMAN ENERGY Business"

--- gotta give them credit, it's really slick ... as slick as an oil spill



WOW -- anyone who feels nostalgic and mourns the passing of the TRADITIONAL Holy Roman Church can be heartened

You see, the grand old tradition of the people who wear the collar being -- some of them -- slavering hate-filled sociopaths, Jew-hating sadists who seem ready to delight in committing carnage on Jews, Masons, Protestants, and anyone who questions dogma.

True -- it's not up to the level of Saint Dominic and his band of merry murderers killing many MANY thousands of devout Christians in France who had the temerity to ordain women as priests, and to require their priests to be celibate, and to take a vow of poverty.


Early in the 13th century, Dominic and Bishop Diego de Osaba wandered through the Albigensian region of France on the way to get some Danish pussy for the young Prince Ferdinand of Castile. They decided a side-trip would be ok and proceeded to kill thousands and thousands of these devout folk who committed the sacrilege of not agreeing with Pope Innocent. (Innocent -- what an inappropriate name for the man who ordered the First Crusade to go kill Christians who weren't in line. One of those cautionary jokes to for Jews and Muslims to learn, saying: "If I'm willing to do this to fellow Christians, think of what I'm willing to do to Pagan Non-believer Dogs." Hmm, come to think of it, didn't fellow anti-Semite Mel Gibson use something like that line in one of his movies?)

Oh, yeah -- by the time Dominic and Bishop Diego got around to actually Taking Care of Business, i.e., going to Denmark for Ferdinand's intended wife, she had died.

Ah well, I guess the Bishop is saying that Jews and Masons dragged those priests by their willies, all the while tickling their balls to get them hard enough to rape the children who saw priests as Holy People -- God's Pals (like Jimmy Olson was to Superman) who MUST be obeyed.
So ... I guess you can take the boy out of Hitler Youth, but unless Pope Benedict denounces the living shit out of this bishop, it sure looks like you can't take the Hitler Youth out of the boy.


Bishop blames Jews for child molestation scandal

"Don't believe that Hitler was merely crazy," says Italian Catholic leader Giacomo Babini

By Judy Mandelbaum (reprinted from Judy Mandelbaum's Open Salon Blog)

We're living in the Age of Globalization, and it seems that chutzpah, like latkes, isn't just for Jews any longer. Last week, retired Bishop Giacomo Babini of the Italian town of Grosseto told the Catholic Pontifex website that the Catholic pedophile scandal is being orchestrated by the "eternal enemies of Catholicism, namely the freemasons and the Jews, whose mutual entanglements are not always easy to see through… I think that it is primarily a Zionist attack, in view of its power and refinement. They do not want the church, they are its natural enemies. Deep down, historically speaking, the Jews are God-killers."

You might think that the 81-year-old Babini had already said more than enough for one day, but once some people "pop," they just can't stop. "The Holocaust was a shame for all of humanity," the good bishop told the world, "but now we have to look at it without rhetoric and with open eyes. Don't believe that Hitler was merely crazy. The truth is that the Nazis' criminal fury was provoked by the Jews' economic embezzlement, by which they choked the German economy." He concluded that the Jews' "guilt is graver than what Christ predicted would happen to them, saying 'do not cry for me, but for your own children.'"

Bishop Babini made the comments on Friday, but the story has only started hitting the fan (a.k.a. the global press) today. The American Jewish Committee already lodged a protest against the bishop's statements over the weekend. Rabbi David Rosen said: "The high level of mutual trust and solidarity that binds our two communities today demands that there be zero-tolerance for such defamatory statements by religious representatives." Babini himself now denies ever having made them. (The bishop seems to relish controversy, by the way. In January he hit the headlines when he opined that the Church should refuse communion to gay people.)

Now, I may be woefully misinformed, but the last I heard the Catholic child molestation victims were abused by ordained Catholic clergy, not by Jews. And while the Jewish community is hardly immune to sexual abuse, shoving the blame onto "the Jews" is just a little too convenient. But the Chosen People are just the latest in a growing laundry list of scapegoats for the Church's own in-house meltdown. Other usual suspects include the Devil, gays, the "sexual revolution," the media (particularly the New York Times), and finally the Church's eternal persecution at the hands of an evil world – a persecution matching only that of (don't tell me you didn't see this coming!) – the Jews. ("The use of stereotypes, the passing from personal responsibility and guilt to a collective guilt, remind me of the more shameful aspects of anti-Semitism," a senior Vatican clergyman proclaimed on Good Friday) Anyone but the actual perpetrators and the people who have been shielding them for generations.

This latest scapegoating attempt came out not only in the days around Holocaust Remembrance Day but also on the heels of the latest alarmist report by Tel Aviv University announcing a drastic increase in anti-Semitic activity around the globe, and with historian Robert Wistrich saying that "We are in an era once again where the Jews are facing genocidal threats as a people."

The report does indeed make for disturbing reading (particularly when it's a matter of individual persons who happen to be of Jewish faith being targeted for violence by anti-Israeli protesters in their home countries). Even so, I always get a laugh when I hear the fantasies of Jewish power conjured up by Bishop Babini and old school anti-Semites of his ilk. I mean, if "the Jews" and their friends the freemasons could single-handedly pull off a massive worldwide sex scandal, what will we turn to next? Global warming?

Bishop Babini's comments remind me of this tragicomic Jewish joke from the 1930s:

A German Jew in Berlin sees a Jewish friend sitting on a park bench reading the anti-Semitic Nazi rag, Der Stürmer. "Yitzak," he says, "how can you read such a thing?"

"Well, David," Yitzak replies, "I find reading the ordinary newspaper to be terribly depressing: it's full of stories about gangs attacking synagogues, old Jews getting beaten to a pulp in the street, anti-Semitic slogans painted on Jewish shops. But here in this newspaper, the news is all excellent. It says here that we Jews own all the banks and newspapers and run all the world's governments!




And just how are the liberals responsible for the violent insanity currently going on?

Well, first of all, when the hate-spew-talking points are ALL mouth-frothing at "liberals, it's pretty probable they're the product of the traditional Republican "Democrats are commie jew freedom-haters who will kill anyone in their way."

BUT --

the liberals have some responsibility for these racist, death-threatening, genetic anomalies ---

the responsibility?

Going along with calling those folks the laughing misnomer of "Conservatives," when in fact, the appropriate label would always have been "Right-Wing Religious Fanatic Sociopaths."

See what being polite gets us?


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